i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
dont you dare talk crap about Shark Tale who even are you
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
Unwritten rules apply to inemuri 居眠り, including those who is allowed to do it (only those high up or low down in a company) and how it is performed (the person is supposed to remain upright to show they are still socially engaged in some way – as inemuri literally means, “sleeping while present”). Read more.
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
No one ever said EMTs were mature
once my great dane puppy got her head stuck in the couch… if that doesn’t perfectly describe big dogs I don’t know what does