trainer's card
name: Mew
ID no.: 39853
class: Champion
nature: Hasty
money: 384 pokédollars
pokedéx: 421
Pokemon Master and Champion of the Hoenn region, I am Mew. Yo.

clannyphantom:

LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

seiga-kaku:

typical conversation

bronwhat:

so one morning my alarm went off signaling for me to get up but it’s the same noise as my ring tone and I was still 89% asleep so I thought someone was calling me so I answered my hand and it was my mom wanting to talk to my sister so I went to my sister and held out my hand and was all like “mom wants to talk to you” and we both spent like 5 minutes just staring at my hand

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

goldfrapp-uccino:

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

I’M NOT CRYING

I HAVE HAYFEVER

IT’S ALLERGIES

I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES

gisrandom:

00:41

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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