LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
so one morning my alarm went off signaling for me to get up but it’s the same noise as my ring tone and I was still 89% asleep so I thought someone was calling me so I answered my hand and it was my mom wanting to talk to my sister so I went to my sister and held out my hand and was all like “mom wants to talk to you” and we both spent like 5 minutes just staring at my hand
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
I’M NOT CRYING
I HAVE HAYFEVER
I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’